Everything in Korea is
made in Korea.
Cars,
electronics, appliances, furniture, windows, doors, ships, tools,
toys, toilets, faucets, heavy construction equipment...pretty much
anything you can find in Korea, is made in Korea.
The economy is booming.
Korean
electronics are in high demand. Its car industry is growing. In 2011,
Korea built more ships than any other country in the world, including
China. Bridges, roads and highways are being built on a massive
scale, and they're being built fast. People enjoy a vastly improved
standard of living from just 30 years ago.
Customer service is
great.
Have
you ever seen one of those videos from a 1950's gas station, where
every car that pulls in gets the full treatment (windows wiped down,
oil & tires checked, etc.) by a couple of smiling, clean-cut
workers in uniform? Well, Korea isn't quite that good, but it's not
far off. Seriously, it's weird.
The ever-present (but
not really real) threat of a nuclear war with a non-democratic
country that spends way too much on its military, and is obsessed
with building rockets.
One
key difference being that 1950's Russia was able to build rockets
that actually worked.
Wallpaper is in.
Everyone is clean
shaven.
Ancient
Koreans often grew beards, goatees, and mustaches, but modern day
Korean men shave daily. Facial hair is rare; stubble unheard
of.
Men wear suits, ties,
hats, and slacks--even when they don't have to.
Everybody smokes, and
they smoke everywhere.
Not
only do people light up everywhere, but it is actually less socially
acceptable for women to smoke than men. I've never witnessed it
personally, but others who've lived in Korea longer than I swear
they've seen grown women publicly scolded for smoking while walking
down the street.
All drugs are believed
to be equal / evil.
Except
for the kind prescribed by a doctor, administered at a hospital, or
bought at a pharmacy. Or the ones for sale at the corner store, or at
the coffee shop. Or at a restaurant, or a bar. Those ones are OK.
Forget what all these so-called “scientists” say with their
“studies.” The drugs that have been arbitrarily chosen to be
illegal are bad because they say they're bad. Now go get
fall-down, throw-up, piss-yourself drunk. That's fine.
Smoky pesticides are
sprayed from trucks in public, and children play in the plumes.
Everyone is assured they are safe.
Boys are free to play with toy guns wherever they like.
Television is a big
deal.
It
seems that television is still a pretty novel thing here in Korea.
TV's are everywhere, and it's virtually impossible to go anywhere
without having several screens there. Every restaurant in Korea has
at least 2 TV's on at all times. Soap operas (called “dramas”
here) are wildly popular. Some even air during primetime on Saturday
night. Another big genre are comedy / variety shows, which are
terrible. There's also a disturbing number of shows about people
(some vaguely famous) sitting around eating meals together. I'm not
saying that American TV was (or is) any better, but it seems
that just about anything will pass for entertainment on Korean
television.
It's not okay to be
openly gay.
That's
right, if someone comes out in Korea they will be ruined socially,
professionally, and probably disowned by their family. No joke.
SPAM is popular.
SPAM is popular.
People have milk delivered to their homes; there's even a special little door for it.
Coca-Cola is served in glass bottles in restaurants.
Ever see one of those fitness machines that's just a belt that wraps around a person's waist and vibrates? Gyms in Korea have those, & people actually use them.
Coca-Cola is served in glass bottles in restaurants.
Ever see one of those fitness machines that's just a belt that wraps around a person's waist and vibrates? Gyms in Korea have those, & people actually use them.
So true. And I would like to add that intolerance for interracial couples should be cited in there somewhere too.
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